This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you've got to say please Sometime you've got to say hey I'm gonna Fuck you softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my teeth Could you get it out for me That's fuckin teamwork Whats your favorite posish? That's cool with me Its not my favorite But I'll do it for you Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly And then I'll fucking bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard Hard...

As it's running from my face Try to speak but nothings coming Nothing I could say to make you stay Grabbed your suitcase called a taxi It's 3am now where you gonna go? Gonna stay with friends in London And that's all I get to know Just a cigarette gone No you couldn't' be that far So I'm driving in my car where I hope you are Maybe I can talk you down Maybe I can talk you down We're standing on a tiny ledge Before this goes over the edge Gonna use my heart and not my head and try to open up your eyes This is relationship suicide Cos if you go, I go...

that crime that you did to get paid And what about... that bid, you can't take it to your brain Why you on about those shoes you'll wear today They'll do no good on the bridges you've walked along the way All that money that you got gonna be gone That gear that you rock gonna be gone The house up on the hill gonna be gone The gold -- on your grill gonna be gone The ice on your wrist gonna be gone That nice little Miss gonna be gone That whip that you roll gonna be gone And what's worst is your soul will be gone

Another reason we should have our second amendment right is that we need guns for self defense. A robber isn't gonna try to rob someone with a gun. He's gonna see it and probably flee to find an easier target, no use risking his neck...

She's not gonna come back to pick you up. You're gonna stay with us now.' That's when I started adjusting to the streets a little bit."[8] Jackson grew up with his younger cousin, Michael Francis, who earned the nickname "25 Cent" for being his younger counterpart...

Hey Hey You You I don't like your girlfriend No way No way I think you need a new one Hey Hey You You I could be your girlfriend Hey Hey You You I know that you like me No way No way No, it's not a secret Hey Hey You You I want to be your girlfriend You're so fine I want you mine You're so delicious I think you bet You're all the time So addictive Don't you know What I can do To make you feel alright Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious and Hell Yeah I'm the mother fucking princess I can tell you like me too And you know I'm right She's like so whatever You can do so much better I think we should get together know an that's what everyone's talking about Hey Hey You You I don't like your girlfriend No way No way I think you need a new one Hey Hey You You I could be your girlfriend Hey Hey You You I know that you like me No way No way No, it's not a secret Hey Hey You You I want to be your girlfriend I can see the way I See the way You look at me And even tough you look away I know you think of me I know you talk about me all the time again and again So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear Better, yeah, make your girlfriend dissapear I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again Because She's like so whatever You can do so much better I think we should get together now And that's what everyone's talking about Hey Hey You You I don't like your girlfriend No way No way I think you need a new one Hey Hey You You I could be your girlfriend Hey Hey You You I know that you like me No way No way No, it's not a secret Hey Hey You You I want to be your girlfriend In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger 'Cause I can,cause I can do it better There're no other, so when's it gonna sink in She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking? In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger 'Cause I can, cause I can do it better There're no other, so when's it gonna sink in She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking? Hey Hey You You I don't like your girlfriend No way No way I think you need a new one Hey Hey You You I could be your girlfriend No Way - No Way! Hey Hey You You I know that you like me No way No way No, it's not a secret Hey Hey You You I want to be your girlfriend No Way- No Way! Hey Hey You You I don't like your girlfriend ( No Way!) No way No way I think you need a new one (Hey!) Hey Hey You You I could be your girlfriend (No Way!) Hey Hey You You

And have we got news for you - You better listen! Get ready, all you lonely girls and leave those umbrellas at home. - Alright! - Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low According to all sources, the street's the place to go Cause tonight for the first time Just about half-past ten For the first time in history It's gonna start raining men...