Funny paper on 2004 Presidential race

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History

 

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Charles M

 

Date added:

July 25, 2012

 

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University

 

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B

 

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We were in the White House deciding who should be the President. I would have shot them if I had not had that struggle with George W. Bushes dog that I shot to death. That dog's bite was hard and I had no choice, who knows, it could have been a terrorist. Ralf Nader wasn't anything big either being the one who is hoggish and always has to use the can leaving behind the smell of the reeking and rotten power of my mom, who's dead carcass is probably full of worms by now...
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"Rock, paper, scissors," we said and Bush had won. In anger Nader and I beat Bush till he couldn't feel his legs. Who am I you might say, well I am Spiderman, no I'm just messing with you I'm John Kerry. And the war I'm involved with is something that has never reached the public, called the war of the parties...
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