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Essay heading: Funny paper on 2004 Presidential race
 
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The smell of war made my nose shrink, it smelled Dick Cheney let out dirty, squishy, and stammering gas. Good thing there is a vent in the starship that my crew and I have to fight with. For some reason there ended up being dirt on the ground of my spaceship, can't figure out why. The only problem is that the Republicans have one too and so do the people from the green party which is mostly hippies cause they thought that there being a green party meant something else...
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For some reason there ended up being dirt on the ground of my spaceship, can't figure out why. The only problem is that the Republicans have one too and so do the people from the green party which is mostly hippies cause they thought that there being a green party meant something else. We lifted out of our starship and into space in a few minutes trying to hide from those dirty Republicans that hunt us down...
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