Funny T-Shirt Sayings

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Jill W

 

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October 30, 2016

 

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University

 

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Back in five minutes I'm not a complete idiot--some parts are missing. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research. My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems. Nice face! What are you gonna' do when the baboon wants his butt back? Support human cloning! Two heads are better than one...
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It wouldn't work anyway! It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious. People like you are the reason people like me need medication. Save the trees. Wipe your butt with an owl! Do not disturb! I'm disturbed enough already. Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off...
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