Parody to Shakespear's Sililoquy

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English

 

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Janet B

 

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October 23, 2014

 

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University

 

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B

 

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To e-mail, to Reply; To Reply! Perchance to forward: ay, there's the rub; For after that Reply, what Forwards may come, When we have shuffled off this Inbox, Must give us e-mails: there's the suspect That makes Inbox of 250MB storage so small For who would bear the spam and Junk mails all the time, The Hacker's wrong, the chatters contumely, The pang of un-sent messages, the Internet connection reset, The insolence of msn and it's spurns That members merit of unworthy e-mails, When msn itself might it's deletion make With a delete button? Who would these fardels bear, To Block and Delete under a weary internet, But that the dread of something after deletion, The undiscovered websites, from whose browse No navigator returns, puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those viruses we receive Than forward to others that we know not of? Thus e-mails does make cowards of us all; And thus navigators hope of renovation, Is sicklied o'er with their lack of storage space; And memberships of great pith and moment, With this regard, their accounts taken away, And lose name of theirs...
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So calm you now! The fair members! Always-Online, in thy inbox Be all my e-mails remember'd. ~Ayesha Tarar~
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