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Poop Report

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English

 

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Madge B

 

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August 27, 2014

 

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College

 

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I felt like a porn star exxcept without the porn. I dove behind Fred teh homeless man's cart, and, seeing that I could brace myself against the cart, I knew I had found a safe shitting haven. As I struggled to unbutton my muumuu, I excreted all over myself. It collected into my muumuu. I felt surrounded by a sea of my own eexcrement...
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It was perhaps the best and worst moment of my day: finally, the extra weight was gone. Alas, I was covered in poop and smelled worse than the underside of a 700-lb man's moob. Anyways, the moral of the story is not to make love with Polynesian men. It's not just sex, it's a fight for survival! ---------- The day after, as I found my way home through the alleys, not wanting to show my shameful self to the poo-free world, I found myself wandering through Guillermo's backyard...
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