Balluga Whale Mating Theories (AKA John Starker's hot whale craving bottom.)

Essay specific features

 

Issue:

Miscellaneous

 

Written by:

Kathryn D

 

Date added:

April 29, 2015

 

Level:

University

 

Grade:

B

 

No of pages / words:

2 / 403

 

Was viewed:

923 times

 

Rating of current essay:

 
Essay content:

It was multi-orgasmic from the first moment to the last. I never knew a man could produce so much semen at such a constant rate. I could swear with all of the hot goo I myself was ejecting into the waters surrounding me, not even accounting for all of the whales' substances I was regurgitating from the speed and force of the flow bursting through my intestines up through my stomach and out my mouth, the protein levels in the unnaturally large pond must have raised by at least 1000 percent or so...
displayed 300 characters

Custom written essay

All essays are written from scratch by professional writers according to your instructions and delivered to your email on time. Prices start from $10.99/page

Order custom paper

Full essays database

You get access to all the essays and can view as many of them as you like for as little as $28.95/month

Buy database access

Order custom writing paper now!

  • Your research paper is written
    by certified writers
  • Your requirements and targets are
    always met
  • You are able to control the progress
    of your writing assignment
  • You get a chance to become an
    excellent student!

Get a price guote

 
 

After a hard day's work the water was more of a jelly really. But the spiritual heights that I protruded through these experiences changed my mindset on the afterlife and purposes of souls in this ever so confusing world. Through the whales, I glimpsed the total viceous drive that lies at the very core of every animal capable of reproduction...
displayed 300 characters

General issues of this essay:

Related essays:

x
Services