The Satire Life of Chuck Norris

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Mary L

 

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January 18, 2012

 

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University

 

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4.127 months later Chuck Beau Norris was born. He weighed 6 pounds 6 ounces, was 19 inches long, and to his father’s surprise was born with a full beard. When Beau first looked into his newborn son’s eyes he was immediately frozen with fear. To this day he claims that his life flashed before his eyes at the sight of his sons squinty, blue eyeballs...
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At the age of three months Chuck Norris was so distraught that he ran away from home never to return again. He found shelter in a cave with a pack of wolves. He spent the next year and a half hunting and stocking prey and feasting on nothing but raw meat. By the time he was nearly two years old he had become the alpha male of the pack...
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